Mad Libs

While waiting in line to see Avatar, Taylore and I were playing MadLibs on her iPhone (seriously, what the hell did I do while waiting in line for movies before my iPhone???). The following is our favorite one:

VACATIONSA vacation is when you take a trip to some bountiful
ADJECTIVE place with your sweaty
ADJECTIVE family. Usually you go to some place that is near a/an oozie
NOUN or up on a/an line in the sand
NOUN. A good vacation place is one where you can ride pangolin
ANIMAL (PLURAL) or play twister
GAME or go hunting for bingo cards
PLURAL NOUN. I like to spend my time massacuring
VERB ENDING IN 'ING' or festering
VERB ENDING IN 'ING'. When parents go on a vacation, they spend their time eating three burrotos
FOOD (PLURAL) a day, and fathers play golf, and mothers sit around mating
VERB ENDING IN 'ING'. Last summer, my little brother fell in a/an cow
NOUN and got poison daisy
PLANT all over his elbow
PART OF THE BODY. My family is going to go to hell
PLACE, and I will practice wearing
VERB ENDING IN 'ING'. Parents need vacations more than kids because parents are always very flashy
ADJECTIVE and because they have to work 42
NUMBER hours every day all year making enough soldiers
PLURAL NOUN to pay for the vacation.


More on Avatar later...